What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:10
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How did my ex move on very fast?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Why is there so much hate against black people?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is after school detention like in your school?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives